Muffin Top Syndrome 

Complete social unawareness of one's appearance (i.e. having a muffin top and not realizing one's clothes do not fit properly)

Do you think that girl knows her jeans are tucked into her socks?

No way, she's got muffin top syndrome.

Muffin Top Syndrome by Is your muffin buttered? October 21, 2010

muffin top syndrome 

an ugly girl that wears tight clothes and has her side fat hanging out for people to sadly see.

Did you see that fat girl with cellulite?

Yeah that's so gross, she has muffin top syndrome and I can't believe she went on stage with those high school musical shorts. so gross!

muffin top syndrome by tayloreid123 June 13, 2010

Muffin Top Syndrome 

The act of creating a muffin top effect on yourself and trying to get away with it.

"If I wear a longer shirt noone will notice my muffin top syndrome!"

Muffin Top Syndrome by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005

muffin-top syndrome 

the extremely horrifying, unattractive disease (not a medical disease) when a woman or man tried to squeeze into a pair of pants three sizes too small for them, resulting in the overflow of flab, rolls, junk and extra skin over the top of the pants.

warning: may cause heart failure (to the person witnessing it)

"haha hey check out that lady... shes like 10 pounds overweight and looks like shes comin down with a little muffin-top syndrome. ew!"

muffin-top syndrome by go_fish January 27, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016