Verb: To spend years investigating something yet end up having no opinion about it.

(Note: one who muels is known as a Mueller
Attorney General: "I would like you to muel over the evidence."
Mueller: "On it.
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A domesticated hybrid animal that is infertile. Often found on the Xbox or wetting themselves over the dutch football team, Muels are world renown for there stubborn attitudes and love of Grass.
"Muel why didn't you stay at training?"
"I don't care what you think!"
"Thats it Muel pain time"
(sounds of a muel getting smashed0
by mueltruth September 17, 2008
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A muel, being both a tool and a way of holding the tool can be best described as "a tool meant to be held." It started appearing inland and can be found "only locally," usually in use or "in hand" as Muelists refer to their use as.
Harriet, while busy scalloping potatoes, called out to her husband through the kitchen shutters. Muelling away Harry stopped muelling his stern and replied to his wife that he was just finishing up the stern and should be inside for the scalloped potatoes just as soon as they were done.
by adamsadams February 14, 2008
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A domesticated hybrid animal that is infertile. Often found on the Xbox or wetting themselves over the dutch football team, Muels are world renown for there stubborn attitudes and love of Grass.
"Muel why didn't you stay at training?"
"I don't care what you think!"
"Thats it Muel pain time"
(sounds of a muel getting smashed0
by mueltruth September 17, 2008
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Straightening your body like a board while sitting in a chair, then proceeding to swirl a straw in your belly button with your eyes closed and facial expression of pleasure during church service.
The pastor was stunned when he saw the young man mueling in the front row.
by Shocked&Dismayed December 27, 2016
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To gain pleasure and enjoyment out of passed out MDMA users
He sat there Mueling at his friends
by Pauli ifi March 3, 2020
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April 16. Every year, farmers, townsfolk, and all alike travel to the center of town with the best looking mule in town. They all form a line to kick it.
“Hey, are you going to kick a muel day festival today?”

You bet your ass I am!”
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