Despite the common misconception of the noun mudshark, the verbified term is simply the act of a spirited man taking his pride and joy into the treacherous, marshy depths of a female’s anal cavity. Attack mode can produce unwanted outcomes, for her anyways, such as anal fissures, anal prolapse, or anal seepage. Always important to test the waters a few times before proceeding to avoid these unsightly results.

Friend 1: "Hey bud, how was your fishing trip with you wife last weekend?"
Friend 2: "Man, we had to call the mudsharking getaway off early."
Friend 1: "Shit man what happened?"
Friend 2: "Aw you know my shark bite too hard and she started bleeding profusely.
Friend 1: "Oh, yeah hate it when that happens."

Mudsharking by PickitNFlickit August 26, 2016

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Mudlarking

Simply means "inter-racial sex". Can be used as "mud-larking" (hyphenated) or "mudlarking". It is non-derogatory and non-condemnatory. It applies equally to either female or male pursuits. Often it is used when referring to "exploratory" experiences.

"Well, I think she was just in for the mudlark"...

or

"Guess who's been mudlarking just of late?"

Mudlarking by Marc Hugo June 29, 2008

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mudlarking

The practice of larking in muddy areas (e.g. river banks, beaches) in search of long-forgotten relics.

"Have you ever gone mudlarking to the Thames?"
"Yes, I have, it's absolutely littered with clay pipe stems!!"

mudlarking by Богдан April 3, 2020

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