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muck fuck
1. n. An individual who walks so slowly (usually right in front of you) that it seems as if they must be bogged down in some sort of mire. Also, one who walks with excess swagger and achieves the same effect.
2. v. The act of doing the aforesaid.
2. v. The act of doing the aforesaid.
1.
Teacher: Jack, why are you late for my class?
Jack: Sorry Ms. Porter, there was a pack of muck fucks dragging ass down the hallway.
Teacher: I understand completely.
2.
Jack: I'm sick and tired of muck-fucking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!
Teacher: Jack, why are you late for my class?
Jack: Sorry Ms. Porter, there was a pack of muck fucks dragging ass down the hallway.
Teacher: I understand completely.
2.
Jack: I'm sick and tired of muck-fucking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!
muck fuck by Factuality April 20, 2010
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