Ms. Big Mac Attack
A giant obese slob that sits around eating fast food all day waiting to get her Taco Bell sponsorship. Her gravitational pull has been known to cause random blackouts and satellite outages. Every time she sits down it causes at least a 6.7 magnitude earthquake. Whenever someone raids her, she immediately has to take a shit.
Ms. Big Mac Attack by meatpocket March 17, 2026
Get the Ms. Big Mac Attack mug.