A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.
"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*
THE END.
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*
THE END.
by M1. Potato June 13, 2016
Get the Mr. Potato mug.Mr Potato"you have beautiful eyes! muah, muah, muah!"
mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"
issa: "do you want to eat chocolate with me?!"
David: "dude did you just say that? you're definitely mr. Potato tonight"
mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"
issa: "do you want to eat chocolate with me?!"
David: "dude did you just say that? you're definitely mr. Potato tonight"
by sampras40 November 29, 2010
Get the Mr. Potato mug.Related Words
by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019
Get the Mr. Potato Head mug."Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010
Get the Mr. Potato Head mug.Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!
Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED
Little Kid: *Cries*
Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED
Little Kid: *Cries*
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021
Get the Mr. Potato Head mug.A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.
Quote by Chris Rock -
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."
Quote by Chris Rock -
You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."
by Sundevilsoul April 10, 2010
Get the Mr. Potato Charming mug.An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.
Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.
Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head
Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head
by nunshavingfun July 24, 2009
Get the Mr. Potato head mug.