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Mr. Potato

A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.
"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*

THE END.
Mr. Potato by M1. Potato June 13, 2016
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Mr. Potato

mr. potato

someone turns into mr. potato when he is totally drunk and acts like a fool
Mr Potato"you have beautiful eyes! muah, muah, muah!"

mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"

issa: "do you want to eat chocolate with me?!"

David: "dude did you just say that? you're definitely mr. Potato tonight"
Mr. Potato by sampras40 November 29, 2010

Mr. Potato Head 

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife
Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex

Mr. Potato Head 

When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.
"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'

Mr. Potato Head 

Little kid: I'm having so much fun playing with Mr. Potato Head!

Liberals: OH NO, DID I JUST HEAR YOU SAY MR.? THAT'S NOT GENDER NEUTRAL, YOU AND YOUR TOY ARE CANCELLED

Little Kid: *Cries*

Mr. Potato Charming 

A mythical hybrid man that is a cross between Prince Charming and Mr. Potato Head. Women want the prince charming that is 100% perfect, but then also need a man that will be able to change to suit their whims at any given moment.

Quote by Chris Rock -

You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can f@&k a woman with a diamond d#^k and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d#^k is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so f@&king cheap."
"She is looking for Mr. Potato Charming"

Mr. Potato head 

An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.
Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.

Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head
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