Mr. Potato

A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.
"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*

THE END.
by M1. Potato June 13, 2016
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Mr. Potato

mr. potato

someone turns into mr. potato when he is totally drunk and acts like a fool
Mr Potato"you have beautiful eyes! muah, muah, muah!"

mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"

issa: "do you want to eat chocolate with me?!"

David: "dude did you just say that? you're definitely mr. Potato tonight"
by sampras40 November 27, 2010
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Mrs. Potato Head

A term used for someone who is known to have had numerous plastic surgeries to enhance their looks when considering the face.
John: Damn Nick, Ashley's becoming quite the Mrs. Potato Head with that nose job.

Nick: yeah...now if only she'd do something about those small tits
by Dannnyyy June 15, 2013
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Mr. Potato Head

A fat dickhead who's fucking my wife
Matt aka Mr. Potato Head is banging my whore ex
by Toucan (Son of Sam) February 12, 2019
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Mr potato head

Mr potato head is one of the best toy and the best toy story character.
I love Mr potato head
by Me donation January 05, 2021
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mr potato nose

When a dude takes a shit as big as a potato and proceeds to put it on his nose, thereby being a Mr. Potato Nose.
"Dude you should have seen what Jackson did! He shit himself and put it on his face! He's gonna look like such a mr potato nose!"
by fantasychick1 May 29, 2020
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Mr. Potato Head

When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.
"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
by Tumadreesatutafeo March 30, 2010
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