Mr. Ham

A six foot four rat who enjoys hanging out at bars and meeting new people. He likes to throw back some beers and chill with the ladies. He is quite the pimp. He is also wants to be a member of Kappa Sigma fraternity. He asked them for a shirt and they gave him a small, so he wears it with his belly button showing.

Mr. Ham sure is a stud.

by MJB LMR June 10, 2008

Mr. Hammer

A flaming faggot who sucks the largest cocks. He loves to blow his "horn". He is married to what looks like to be his sister. On occasion, he and P-Bone have a gay relationship in which they shove their instruments up each other's ass holes until they reach the climax of their orgasms. BAND HORNS UP! *clap**clap*

P-Bone: "Yo yo Mr. Hammer, I got my practice records for the nine weeks. Is there any extra credit I can do?"

Mr. Hammer: "Aww yeah, I got some 'extra credit' for you."

by Rifaat August 1, 2012

Mr Hamilton

Often used in the car business. A name for a person that would drop dead for 10 bucks

Guy#1: "Hey you know that guy Phil?"

Guy#2: "Yea fuck that guy, watch what you say around him he's a Mr Hamilton"

by Atomson Austinson June 29, 2011

Mr. Hammon

Teaches fuckin chemistry at stockdale; Has an uncomfortably large penis

Mr. Hammon is so fuckin hot when he teaches about thermochemistry!

by daddy chi11 March 26, 2019

Mr. Hampton

Absolute trash. An awful human that favorites students and gives people referrals for breathing.

Ew. Mr. Hampton is such a douche hole.

by babygurl1876 May 22, 2018