Mother Teresa

A person who is publicly charitable for personal gain.

Dave is such a Mother Teresa. Did you see him flashing the cash at that benefit gig with his new girlfriend?

by TrismegistusIII August 14, 2016

Mother Teresa

Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.

She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!

by Spikemac October 26, 2012

Mother Teresa

The act of resting/sleeping cocooned under the covers after a long session, in the style of Mother Teresa resting in her death bed (see CelebrityMorgue.com). This session could be after exercise/shagging/drinking. A mother teresa can last anything between two minutes and a day. It is most commonly used in dire situations, such as betweeen finishing a session and having a shower or eating.

M dot T always comes first.

1. Jack: 'Ahh man I had such a long shag last night, i'm in need of a serious M dot T'

2. Adam: 'I've only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those bitches are gonaa be on my back all day...'

2.Jack C: Man Jack B, all you do is Mother Teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!'

JackB: It's because of all those Troff times i've been having.

by Back from the grave January 7, 2012

mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.

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by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Mother Teresa

Pull three fingers out of a girl and bless her with her own holy water.

Quintel gave Shaniqua a Mother Teresa at the end of that porno.

I was so excited, I gave the television a Holy Ghost.

by FatButtLarry May 23, 2007

Mother Teresa

Mother Teresa is the best person. She enjoys chapel. And has the best catch phrase “it’s not blessed if it’s in windex”. She also turns her pain into power and she’s a nun. Nuns are great. You should always love Mother Teresa’s.

RIP Mother Teresa

Henry: we should turn pain into power like Mother Teresa

Jessica: okay but let’s do chapel first. Everyone join hands...

by Vineisalive123 July 10, 2018

Mother Teresa High School

A school that claims to be catholic and holy but has the highest concentration of freshmen thots and pot heads. Also has its fai share of white girls who talk like they were born and raised in Toronto

Girl: Let’s go to Mother Teresa High School
Girl 2: Why, so we can fuck up the bathrooms

by I only speck facts June 15, 2019