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monsignor carroll 

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.
Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.
monsignor carroll by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010
(noun): A long-lasting power outage. A Morsi tends to last between 30 minutes and 2 hours, but can last even longer in extreme cases.

The term was coined in reference to current Egyptian President Mohammad Morsi, to whom simple tasks like keeping the power on are equivalent to rocket science.
Friend 1: Dude, did you watch the Lakers' game last night?
Friend 2: Ah, I couldn't, my house suffered a Morsi!
Friend 1: That SUCKS!
Morsi by Palestine95 June 8, 2013

morrigan disapproves 

Phrase used to express disagreement or displeasement with a statement made by another person. It is used normally within discussions about video games on forums and imageboards.

The phrase originates from the relationship system that forms part of Bioware's title, Dragon Age: Origins, where the aforementioned Morrigan is found as an ally and playable character. This character is known for being quite good-looking, for her ability to shapeshift and for her bizarre opinions on pretty much everything, causing almost every attempt to start a conversation with she getting mad at you and the game displaying "Morrigan Dissaproves"
(general thread about first person shooters)
User 1: i think halo is teh best game evar!!!!1
User 2: Morrigan Disapproves

Morrigan: My mother and I spent good days killing the city wards.
Player: But is your mother a witch?
Morrigan: Oh, don't call her a witch, that is a very ugly word *morrigan disapproves*
A long-lasting power outage. A Morsi tends to last between 30 minutes and 2 hours, but can last even longer in extreme cases.

The term was coined in reference to current Egyptian President Mohammad Morsi, to whom simple tasks like keeping the power on are equivalent to rocket science.
Friend 1: Dude, did you watch the Lakers' game last night?
Friend 2: Ah, I couldn't, my house suffered a Morsi!
Friend 1: That SUCKS!
Morsi by Palestine95 June 8, 2013

Mornight 

An expression of farewell used in parting at 12:00AM or later; or in the morning before daylight.
Ken: Wow its late
Nick: Yes i think so, too.
Ken: Alright, good mornight, Nick.
Nick: Good mornight, Ken.
Mornight by DeSniper January 2, 2009

Morrigan Harris 

She been though a lot and she the most beautiful and perfect girl u can ever ask for she cares for the people she loves and she awesome in the bed. She would do anything to see u and be with u and she cares and loves her bf and would do anything for so if u get a morrigan keep her
Morrigan Harris by 100219 December 11, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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