Middle aged or geriatric white male revered by a local Mormon congregation as a marriage and sex counselor, financial advisor, and spiritual leader that generally lacks any real experience in at least 2 of the 3 disciplines.
I told my mormon bishop I was having difficulty communicating with my husband about his tendency to belittle me in front of the children, so he told me to stop masturbating.
by R. David Johnson January 16, 2018
Get the mormon bishop mug.A kind boy, athletic, kinda smart, and is ugly. Also Bishop is another term for skunk and weed, Bishop also pulls bitches.
“I wanna be like Bishop”
“Same”
“Isn’t he another term for skunk and weed?”
“ but Bishop Morton is cool still”
“Same”
“Isn’t he another term for skunk and weed?”
“ but Bishop Morton is cool still”
by Big poop May 18, 2022
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