Moon cat 

A girl with big eyes, a button nose, freckles and a round head. Real moon cats are not found often and you should cherish any moon cat you come across.

"I saw a moon cat the other day, I got her number and I am going to treasured her. Real moon cats don't come around often."

Moon cat by jjjduuurdjdannd134 March 1, 2017

Mooncat

An absolute space cadet of the highest degree, a good person to study to see how fucked up life can be for some.

See yon boy over there making fun of the disabled people behind their backs? He's a Mooncat.

Mooncat by Rambos3rdcousinremoved. November 11, 2009

Mooncat

Someone who spends every waking hour staring into middle distance space, expressionless, mouth wide open, dumbfounded by the world happening around them, but in which they play no part! Like a little cat staring at the moon at night in wonder..... get it. Like a little cat staring at the moon at night in wonder..... get it.

She's an absolute Mooncat. Doesn't have a clue what's going on!

Mooncat by Educatingtheworld January 22, 2014

Mooncat

A person who eats his dog's poop for breakfast. If he doesn't eat dog poop at least two times a day he eats his wife's poop. He bathes in poop, has poop smelling cologne, he even brushes his teeth with pooppaste.

Look, Mooncat is eating his dog's shit again.

Lock the bathroom door if there is ever a Mooncat around.

Mooncat loves fresh turds straight from the butthole, sometimes he catches them in his mouth instead of bagging them up for later.

Mooncat by GLOUBES July 24, 2010

Mooncat

1. the term for a shaven pubic area.
2. an ugly cat.

'yeah, so i fucked this one chick with a mooncat...looked like she was six years old.'

Mooncat by SentinelDeMilo April 8, 2005