by Cornholio September 30, 2003
Diarrhea; excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces. Also known as the D. Reference to what happens to you when you drink the water in Mexico.
by lord January 18, 2005
When a guy ATM's a girl after she has eaten a bunch of spicy food. Burning her mouth from last nights spicy dinner
Last night i montezuma's mouthwashed that girl from the mexican food resteraunt. She got burned twice!
by durangokickflip June 17, 2011
A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.
Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.
by jean anyon May 9, 2006
caused by the presence of amoeba's in one's digestive system due to drinking water or most anything that hasn't been cooked in mexico.
by Reed April 25, 2006
having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.
by Maarrrrrthew June 5, 2005
The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.
Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.
by shirleys January 8, 2007