monkey tail
when you're trying to hold back a massive shit, you finally get to the bathroom and you have, what looks like a long monkey tail of shit hanging out of your ass. i.e turtle head
monkey tail by tony January 28, 2004
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Monkey Tail
a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.
Monkey Tail by FthisS August 11, 2009
Monkey Tail
Get out out of the way right now! I'm monkey tailing and I've only got ten more seconds! turtle head shit prairie dog
Monkey Tail by BrightGreenJamus November 29, 2014
Monkey Tail
When you fuck a man with a dildo 2 metres long in the anus and procced to cum in there mouth. Then drink the liquid shit stired up from the dildo out of a dirty hookers cunt. and then drop a fat steamy shit on the mans stomach that was made from that own mans shit.
Monkey Tail by THE QUIFSTERS 696996 January 28, 2022
Monkey tail
Monkey tail by SwanyM September 20, 2018
monkey tail
When one sits too far back on the toilet therefore leaving a small lick of poo on the back of the seat
monkey tail by Crispin Whattley September 13, 2005
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monkey tail by frec June 16, 2004