monkey spank 

Male masturbation.

"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"

monkey spank by x January 22, 2003

monkey spank 

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A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).

Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"

monkey spank by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008

monkey spank 

A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.

I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.

monkey spank by mfmc April 6, 2010

monkey spank 

A total jack-off idiot

jeff's doin the monkey spank in the bathroom

monkey spank by cupcarz June 25, 2005

monkey spank 

A derogatory remark, usually directed toward a male.

"Greg is such a monkey spank."

monkey spank by x January 22, 2003

Monkey Spank 

A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.

Johnny is such a monkey spank.

Monkey Spank by Marc April 3, 2005

monkey spank 

Male siemen, male fluid

She had monkey spank all over face.

monkey spank by Chrismm September 29, 2005