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Monkey Points 

In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.
Eddie Murphy turned down the part saying he'd never be fool enough to take Monkey Points!
Monkey Points by CrazyManNo9B December 9, 2010
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Monkey Points 

A person is rewarded monkey points when thehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/add.phpy hit a monkey
Katelyn got monkey points when she hit Diddy Kong in the head.
Monkey Points by Mic Dundee October 23, 2008

Monkey Point 

A point made in argument which is reasonable, intelligent, and probably ends the discussion right then and there. There are no comebacks for Monkey Point.

Also: A synonym for 'logic'.
We were arguing about National Education, and then Matt made a Monkey Point, so I had no choice but to surrender to his superior logic.
Monkey Point by RP2016 December 11, 2012

it prints money 

A product or idea that earns and generates a seemingly endless amount of money; a money tree.
Have you heard about that new Nintendo console? It's selling so much that it prints money.
it prints money by Sludge669 December 11, 2019

monkeypoint

Being so mega balling at basketball that you hit that monkeypoint.
monkeypoint by ScottLee666 September 22, 2022

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026