Monkey's uncle

The term monkey's uncle, most notably seen in the idiom "(Well,) I'll be a monkey's uncle", is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

John: "Jessica broke up with Tommy can you belive that"

Isaac: "Well I'll b e a
Monkey's uncle!"

Monkey's uncle by Deodorant enjoyer March 19, 2026

i'll be a monkey's uncle 

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

i'll be a monkey's uncle by specimengold November 8, 2013

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle 

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle by Neigbs August 20, 2008

son of a monkey's uncle 

an expression of frustration, anger, disappointment

"Son of a monkey's uncle! This tape wont work!"

son of a monkey's uncle by Rachel Clark August 18, 2006

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle 

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

the monkey's his uncle moment 

When someone explains a family related event with a lot of excitement but the other person doesnt really get the complicated family relations. who was the auntie, uncle cousin,nephew etc etc??

a phrase by timon in The Lion King when Timon fails to understand that simba has returned to challenge Scar.

sara: Im sorry which uncle was it? Thats alota family crap and im kinda in the monkey's his uncle moment.

the monkey's his uncle moment by krystalize August 7, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005