Mole's Eye

A twat which makes a mouse's ear look like a horse's collar

`Consigniawas powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like like ambers. His muscular arms enfolded her her body as she felt herself being swept away on a tradewind of passion. "Now Fernando," she gasped "Take me now. All these years in the convent i've been saving myself for the right man, and now i've found you." "Fucking get," breathed Fernando. "you must have a snatch like a mole's eye." (from `The Nun and the Windowcleaner` by Barbara Cartland

by Garthy September 19, 2006

Mole's Eye Melee

A large-scale fight or rumble, usually involving a large group of people and often includes bar mugs being smashed and used as weapons. Generally involves patrons of the Mole's Eye bar and usually takes place in an adjacent parking lot or street.

"Hey did you hear there was another Mole's Eye Melee last night? The emergency room was busy again!"

by Brattle April 9, 2011