When you are throat-fucking a female and give her a Wet-Willie in each each ear.
It was late Friday night when I Double Moated this chick.
by DoubleMoatMaster May 01, 2010
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A large Bumb thats mildly entertaining and covered in growth.
Dude, theres a huge Moat Hill on your face
by Fallen Autarch April 22, 2010
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The scooping out of ones bagel before adding the shmear.
One plain bagel, toasted, cream cheese in a Moses Moat. Thank you.
by Bad Jew November 30, 2011
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The wet spot in the middle of the bed that divides two people after sex.
I love the cuddle with you, but this sex moat is too cold and wide to cross.
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The building of additional protective infrastructure around a couch fort. Couch forts being predominantly made of pillow and potentially mattresses, thus sandbags would theoretically be made of apple pies. Popularised by the Melbourne Fort Builders Anonymous society.
Andrew: Gee Rach, you've gone to quite a bit of effort with sandbagging the moat of this week's fort

Rachel: You know it, these apple pie sandbags look silly now, but when the Saxons turn up, they ain't gettin anywhere near my Bulls jumper.
by sxpress7 May 19, 2008
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v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
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