el ojo moco

when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.

Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.

by SexyTexan January 5, 2012

mocos de gorila

Gorilla Snot in English: an actual gel product straight from Mexico. Best quality of all time (like any true Mexican)
*Google it you disbelievers

Girl: Hey sexy, I like your hair. How do you keep it flawless like that?
-girl touches hair
Guy: Oh like this... mocos de gorila. gorilla snot
Girl: Ew! Ew! you sick bastard
Guy: Calm down thats the name of my gel product
Girl:Oh! What a relief.

*Guy aside: damn pendeja gets worser things jizz on her hands and doesn't complain

by alacran2121 November 25, 2009

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moco de pavo

algo fácil, sencillo, sin complicaciones ni gran importancia.
por lo general usado para definir algo complicado.

translation: "moco de pavo" = "turkey's snot"
something easy, simple, without major complications or importance.
usually used to define something complicated.

juan: mañana tengo un examen de fisica cuantica...
pablo: eso NO es moco de pavo!

john: tomorrow i have a cuantic physic test...
paul: that's NOT "moco de pavo".

by fantaramaloop May 24, 2008

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