"Hey, come to my kids bah mitzvah!" said one sheep to the other.
by miles o'tool October 29, 2013
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1. A jew losing his virginity.

2. Any male having sex with a jewish girl for the first time in his life.
1. Did you guys hear?? Tommy finally got Bar Mitzvahed last night!!!
2. Yo man I met this girl Rachel at the club last night, lets just say I got Bar Mitsvahed back at my place! Jewish girls know how to get down!
by Ben Dover Derrick Zass July 12, 2011
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Often the result of partying a little bit too much at your Bar Mitzvah party (by consuming too much wine) or the result of leading your Bar Mitzvah service while sick.
Great job at the service, now comes the fun part...just don't take it too quickly or you might end up a barf mitzvah for the evening.
by Ghost Ride The Wimp March 28, 2008
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A game played by tweens and teens. During a Bar Mitzvah, a Jewish coming of age celebration, the kids grab as many bottles/glasses of alcohol left on the table and drink the remaining liquid while the parents are too busy to notice. Whoever can drink the most before getting caught, passing out, or party's end is declared the winner.

The game has spread in popularity to many pre-college locations.
Mom and Dad are smashed and Uncle Lou has a lamp shade on his head. Quick let's do this like a Bar Mitzvah and grab all their beverages
by Hot Fuss November 29, 2009
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A Jewish celebration where a girl of 12 or 13 pretends to read in Hebrew even though she really only memorized the transliteration then dances the electric slide in front of family she doesn't even know. She wears an ugly poofy dress and will regret that day for many years to come.
Jew "are you coming to my Bat Mitzvah?"
unsuspecting Goy " Yeah! it'll be awesome!"
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A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.
"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"
by Verbal_billie November 22, 2012
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1. (n) A shot containing 1 part goldschlager, 1 part crown royal, and 1 part pineapple juice.

2. (n) A coming of age traditional ceremony for a 13-year-old Jewish boy/wolf.
1. John order me so many werewolf bar mitzvah’s last night that I didn’t even realize she was fat.

2. Ryan’s Werewolf Bar Mitzvah was inspiring.

3. “Werewolf Bar mitzvah spooky scary, boys becoming men, men becoming wolves.”
by Harris Longshadow March 22, 2009
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