Mitro Smihal

a disgusting, gelatinous creature plaguing detective mcguffin. he operates in the shadows and is so grotesque the sight of him causes one to scratch their eyes out

“The mitro smihal case is one of great importance, I haven’t seen anything like it since the great corner piss scandal”

by Jertros January 19, 2023

Micro B's

Micro B's occur when your balls become extremely sweaty, smelly and develop a layer of ball cheese that covers the entire circumference of the sack. This is a direct result from a long study session on the 6th floor of the microbial science building due to the heat that fills the room up. Can be cured with a good dip sesh in the showers.

Tyler: "Hey jim why do you smell so bad?"

Jim: "Ahhh bro, youre smelling my micro b's, I have Gen Bus 301 tomorrow with skyler."

by Fratern-dip-sesh January 8, 2017

Metro State Services

A funeral escort company based in Florida, run by sex offender and multiple times felon Jeremy DeWitte. Metro State Services came into the light due to their blatant police impersonation. Each of the Metro State "officers" are equipped with police like vehicles and duty belts. Their owner Jeremy is known for notoriously blocking traffic and harassing locals of the Orlando area, despite having no authority to do so. Currently Jeremy is currently incarcerated due to a dating violence charge.

WERE WITH METRO STATE SERVICES WERE A STATE CERTIFIED AGENCY YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT REAL FAST FUCK BOI

by RogerSgt April 17, 2021

Metro Stable

The true name for the band Metro Station, due to the fact that their lead singer, Trace Cyrus, looks like a horse.

"I don't think it's a good idea to have a brain damaged horse as a house pet." - Lois Griffin, Family Guy.

Guy 1: That dude in Metro Station is fug.
Guy 2: Ikr? That's why I call them Metro Stable. He looks like a horse.

by dani6661 June 5, 2009

Metro saint

the biggest fag in the world who is a pussy and sucks at rapping see loser and retard for more info

metro saint is gay possibly the biggest poser and gangsta fag ever

by big cock ben July 6, 2008

Metro Station

When two males stand facing each other, lining up their dicks so that they're rubbing shafts, then they both grab the double-dick with their respective hands, linking fingers, and jerk off - giving the effect of two opposite-facing trains in an underground station.

"Dude I'm tired of jerking off in front of each other, why don't we do the Metro Station?!"

"Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my office!"

by JohnEBlaze August 2, 2009

Micro Skirt

a item of clothing which might aswell not be there.

eugh, there is another. fat legs and the micro skirt on her..... typical charva

by hpfan1 February 27, 2005