milking the squid

Masturbating after drinking several black martinis....

My ho screamed and ran from the room when I squirted black while milking the squid.

by Fuddartha November 25, 2017

Milking the squid

Taking overly elaborate measures to avoid a minor expense, e.g., maintaining an aquarium of squids and milking them for their ink to avoid the cost of printer ink.

I know it’s milking the squid, but these egg prices have me thinking about building a chicken coop myself.

by Armadillinguist May 1, 2025