Mike Posner

A musical artist who believes that many of his love interests are "cooler than" him, mostly because "they wear designer shades, just to hide" their face.

He also uses hardcore techno-esque beats to break up his songs.

Guy 1: I'm just like Mike Posner.

Guy 2: Is your girlfriend ignoring you whilst wearing sunglasses again?

Mike Posner by 4evr Yng July 19, 2010

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Mike Posner

Best music artist to walk this planet called Earth. His beats are so fresh they wipe the charts. He originates from Michigan but for some reason choose to go to Duke, which is cool cuz we still love him. You should check him out, free on iTunes!

Dude did you hear Mike Posner's new mix tape yet?

No
Well get on that shit, you won't regret it.

Mike Posner by bratschiversace November 11, 2009

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Mike Posner

A musician who took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii he was cool.

I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool - I Took A Pill In Ibiza by Mike Posner

Mike Posner by KentuckyFriedCars February 8, 2019

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Mike Posner

a man who stole everything from Justin Timberlake.

has no originality

should be Poser not Posner

Aye man have yu heard Mike Posner's song "Cooler Than Me"?

I thought Justin Timberlake made that song.

Mike Posner by wimbo 19 July 12, 2010

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mike-posner

To take something that isn't yours and make it your own.

I came up with that already, you can't just mike-posner it

mike-posner by bbllmaniac September 1, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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