A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.
Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.
by Kristin April 24, 2005
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an alternate expression for mary jane. aimed specifically towards a female audience who enjoy the effects of marijuana.
"i'm in love with mike jones."
by bbygrl143 January 19, 2010
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1. A hateful rapper who frequently shouts out his name.

2. The protagonist of the NES game StarTropics, and the sequel Zoda's Revenge: StarTropics II.

3. New Zealand rugby player.

4. An American football linebacker.

5. A basketball player for the University of Maryland.

6. An English football (soccer) player.

7. An American professional wrestler.

8. A Canadian pitcher.

9. A Scottish film director.

10. A jazz musician.

11. A French musician born in Northern Ireland, 28 January 1952, musician on the French scene and former collaborator with Jean-Jacques Goldman.

11. A rodeo performer.

12. An American MLB pitcher (b. 1959).

13. A new age pianist.

14. An Australian based Sound Editor, Multi Award winner including Academy Award For Lord of the Rings.

15. A Roundhead soldier who fought in the Battle of Rathmines outside Dublin in 1649.

16. A former sex worker (personal trainer) who provided sexual services to evangelical minister Ted Haggard.

17. A culture and technology commentator.

18. A medieval scholar.

19. Mike Jones (Chiker), Owner of the shed.
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by frodaddy March 10, 2007
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Texas rapper who freestyles consists of him asking "Who, Mike Jones", his album "Who is Mike Jones" comin soon (which I still haven't seen in stores since he said it in the summer of '03)
and his phone number (like you are going to call him anyways).
" My album who is mike jones comin soon, my album who is mike jone comin soon" Be more specific with a date
by Yo mom August 18, 2004
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A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."
Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*
by KGthaKid September 11, 2006
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swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.
hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones
by ian the d May 17, 2004
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Former NFL linebacker famous for 'The Tackle' in Super Bowl XXXIV
Due to sharing a name with a half-tard aphasiac rapper, many people have forgotten about the Mike Jones that has a talent.
by M G-man April 20, 2006
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