Seen as Valentine’s Day is all about treating the wife, Mie Goreng and BJ day is for the husband on the 15th of March, for those who don’t like steaks.
Husband: what day is it today?
Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”
Wife: Mie Goreng and BJ day! “I’ll cook you a nice Mie Goreng then I will drain them balls with my mouth”
by Daysonthecalendar March 15, 2023
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