Middle School relationship

Glorified friendship.
When a kid in middle school (usually ages 11-14) "likes" another kid and they agree to a week of hugging each other every day. It lasts longer if you're 13+. If you're 12-, it's basically just spotting your "lover" in their group of friends and hugging them, then standing around awkwardly when alone, every day for a week, or a day or two. It's completely fake! Crushes are way better compared to middle school relationships. At least you have something to dream about.

I was once, regretably, involved in a middle school relationship.

by crusaderofsarcasm December 24, 2010

Middle school relationship

When two kids who “like” each other decide to get into a “relationship” they basically akwardly hang around each other, maybe even through in some flirty snaps like, “you looks so good today” or “I like ur jeans” this goes on until one of them “likes” somebody else and breaks the others heart.

in middle school relationships you only date beceause you like the way the other one looks. You should get to know them first and generally like jsut being in there presents before making commitments .

by Horse radish January 4, 2019

Middle School Relationship

When two people of who are 10-14 years old have their definition of a "relationship" for approximately 5 minutes, then break up, get back together, then break up again, and repeat until they finally shut up and stay broken up.
(Much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of crap.)

Friend: OMG!! ME AND TRIGG R LIEK TTLY BF AND GF!!1
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Me: So, how's it going with Trigg?
Friend: WE BROKE UP IM SUUU SAD!!!1
Me: *looks at watch* Wow, ten minutes. By God, that's a new record!
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, how are you holding up?
Friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
Me: ...*sighs* Well, thats a Middle School Relationship....

by middleschoolshoulddie May 7, 2010

Middle school relationship

A relationship that might Actually last but most of the time doesn't that happens in middle school

I'm in middle school I have been dating a guy for nine months now and I love being in a middle school relationship

by Danilovesjose September 11, 2016

middle school relationship

Fake, just fake. Not gonna last. Disgustang

Your in a middle school relationship? Ew, no, disgustang

by Mine pseudonym February 16, 2020

middle school relationship

a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe

Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.

by mikutoaster July 4, 2022

Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.

Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.

by VezinaIgor31 September 24, 2022