1. In terms of college
football, the little brother to more prestigious programs such as Notre Dame and
Ohio St.
2. The team which taught Notre Dame how to play
football and is now angry that they have surpassed them as the premier college football program in the Midwest.
3. A basketball team infamous for paying recruits, cheating, and being very mediocre as of late. However, they do go pretty far in the NIT year after year.
4. A pretty good hockey team which I have no problem with.
1. UM FAN #1:
Wow, we sure have lost to
Ohio St. and Notre Dame a lot in the past five years.
UM FAN #2: Yeah, I know. How come we can never win non-conference road games either?
UM FAN #1: It's probably because we play Eastern and Western Michigan instead of good teams.
2. UM FAN #1: Why are we so jealous of Notre Dame and the fact that they have their own television network and are superior to us in
football?
UM FAN #2: Because we're
gay.
3. UM FAN #1: So, how do you think we'll do in basketball this year?
UM FAN #2: I
don't know. We'll probably lose to Illinois, Wisconsin,
Ohio St., Indiana, and MSU, all the good teams in the conference. But we'll probably get to the semis in the NIT!!
4. Michigan Wolverines Hockey is pretty good.
