by Sexydog445 November 19, 2020
When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 18, 2022
by Gilsbills August 24, 2021
miami sucks ass
by babesbebi69 August 20, 2020
Miami is so fine she will have you drooling she also has amazing eyes. Miami is very athletic she loves to spend time around her family she is also really funny & no matter what you’re going through she will make u laugh she’s really the life of the party. miami is very wild & crazy but she’s also really chill & laidback. miami is shy when u first meet her but once she gets use to you shes really funny & goofy. No matter what you do to her she remains loyal & she will stick with you. Miami is great to have as your best friend. She can also be a very stubborn person but will push you into doing anything she does but she is also supportive. She is very very smart so don’t ever lie to her or hide things from her because she will find out. Miami is the most awesome, funny, approachable, nice, caring and kind person you will ever meet. She doesn't give you any reason not to be her friend. She will become like a part of you and your family. Miami is just perfect. There is no way that you couldn't like her.
by ilovebaddies2819 September 3, 2021
The city with the most amount of drunk mofos. Seriously overrated city. Don't even waste your time going there.
by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019
A beautiful girl with brown eyes and a huge smile that could light up New York City, she loves deeper than the ocean and always puts others before herself, she’s funny and will make your day better just by one conversation.
by DaddyKaylee May 17, 2019