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Mia duzel 

The sexiest fucker on earth. Great at anal and freezes my cum in ice cube trays to suck on my babies later on. Fake eyes. fake hair. fake vagina. Her vagina hole has a diameter longer then my dick.
“Do you know mia duzel?”
“Yes I do! She is The sexiest fucker on earth. Great at anal and freezes my cum in ice cube trays to suck on my babies later on.
Mia duzel by Sas duz October 18, 2021
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Mia duzel 

Mia duzel is an amazingly funny person. She encourages everyone of her surroundings to stay positive about life and not put others down! She is a queer queen! She can easily keep a secret because her throat is so wide from all the dicks that have been stuck down it she would never be able to tell anyone! She has amazing eyes which are fake eyes, fake hair, fake vagina, etc. She is an amazing person and enjoys going on sex plans because that is what she was born to do.

Every now and then, you may catch her having sex with the air….or orgasiming to a pole…..or humping a snail, but although she is dyslexic, she is So awesome and funny and has a niccy wiccy addiction! But she is cool and sex so you can never not have a duz in ur life
Mia duzel’ means sex pistol. Sex pistol means cum water gun. Cum water gun means Mia duzel. So to come to conclusion mia has a dick and cums from it but she is a girl! So how does this work you may ask? Frankfurt Gallaghers dick has been stitched onto her body!
Mia duzel by Sas duz October 27, 2021

mia duzel 

The sexiest fucker on earth. Great at anal and freezes my cum in ice cube trays to suck on my babies later on. Fake eyes. fake hair. fake vagina. Her vagina hole has a diameter longer then my dick.
“Do you know mia duzel?”

“Yes I do! She is The sexiest fucker on earth. Great at anal and freezes my cum in ice cube trays to suck on my babies later on.
mia duzel by pot1023 October 27, 2021
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026