A Mexican Hat dance is performed typically in front of a Mariachi band with a minimum of three people. The participants stand in a line, or gather in a circle depending on the number of people taking part in the dance. The person in the middle gets serviced... sexially from both front and behind. When the song changes, the person in the middle rotates to get serviced buy different people.
Went down to Home Depot to pick me up a 3 piece band and a couple of loose women for a Mexican Hat Dance later on. You should swing by and check it out.
by analbabes April 8, 2018
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An Awesome Song To Play At Mardi Gras and Also To Dance To! dun nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na na dun na na na na na na na na!
Jeff: Awesome Song Whats it called?
*Smacks Upside the Head*
Jose: Idiot It's The Mexican Hat Dance!
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 12, 2008
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After chopping jalepenos, habaneros, or other hot chili pepper, don't wash your hands, and perform oral sex (with lots of hand action) on your partner. There regions will begin to burn and they'll jump around in circles like a Mexican Hat Dance!
For a guy: Man fool! I met this chick at the margarita bar downtown, and I really liked her until she gave me that Mexican Hat Dance.

For a girl:
This douche bag/loser/asshole at the bar won't leave me alone. I should take him home and give him a Mexican Hat Dance! Then maybe he'd back off!
by atsirkrelyt January 15, 2009
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tugging out your foreskin as far out as you can and then insert another mans penis inside it
by Anonymous April 19, 2003
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A mexican dance. Also a peice of music which is the best peice of music to have ever been written.
"Man, The mexican hat dance pwns all other music except nirvana."
by Negative Creep February 5, 2005
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to insert ones head in between your legs and squeezing tight, while giving a wedgie
jeff weaver got mexican hat danced in front of the whole school!
by E-feezy March 24, 2003
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When you take a mexican hat and fill it with super spicy salsa and then shove it up the unsuspecting nerd's ass. Then you may do a little dance.
I gave a mexican hat dance to that nerd alex manouk. he didn't even see it coming.
by trini man June 9, 2007
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