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black mesa source

When you go to the Nevada desert and masturbate using pliers. Commonly confused with the iron grip.
Some guy: Dude, I gave myself the black mesa source this weekend!

other guy: thats gross!
black mesa source by The Iron Grip September 9, 2006

Mesa Sex 

When one is to have sexual intercourse when they say they are gay, like people of the same gender but in reality they are a closeted straight person who says they are gay or lesbian for the title of it. They aren’t actually gay or lesbian.
I can’t wait to have hot steamy gay sex with you, wait your straight?!?! YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO HAVING MESA SEX YOU MONSTER!

Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex
Mesa Sex by BigBilly3469 January 24, 2024

Murrieta Mesa High School 

MMHS is a small, expensive but beautiful campus. Outcast/Eugenes typically go here, mainly the class of 2022 (freshman soon sophmores in 2019) is the outcast/eugenes. They usually are all about and screetching across the hallways and quad section during lunch. They're obnoxiously loud, think Mesa is awesome school that they're making better but in retrospect worse, and think their "privelleged" to go to MMHS. They say all that about Mesa but don't take advantage of the education their getting thats better than MV. They're dumber than all of the classes before them excluding the first 2 years of Mesa. They don't try at school or sports. They join a sport then quit and start screetching or if they're "cool" then have vape parties in the bathroom or be total jerks to random people. If they don't quit then their still trash at whatever they're doing except the freshman swimmers, they're the saviors of Mesa. But besides the class of 2022 they're a still weird people but quiet and nice. Teachers are nice, upper class men are nice and accepting to everyone. Football sucks but basketball is a decent program. Aquatics sports aka swim and water polo are in a renaissance thanks to two freshman. Lacrosse girls are great. Track won 2018 state championship and had some good atheletes in 2019. Cross country has been improving. Tennis is successful program too.
Vista Murrieta Kid- "Mesa sucks dick haha" *throws up V for vista*

Murrieta Mesa Kid- "who cares"

2nd Murrieta Mesa Kid "REEEEEEEEE"

Murrieta Valley Kid- "probably a freshman"

Shivela Middle Schooler- "I want to go to Murrieta Mesa High School mom! All of my friends are going there too!"

Mom- "what your weird friends like Eugene?"

mira mesa high school 

mira mesa high is the tightest high school in san diego. it is in mira mesa. the school is 90 percent asian and has over 3000 students (thats a lot of asians!). mira mesa high is in AC turf and AC pretty much runs the place, but this is not because they are the strongest, it is because the place is in their turf and they outnumber anyone that tries to mess with them.
mira mesa is the tightest place in san diego, and mira mesa high is the best school in san diego

mira mesa high school 

Mira Mesa High School, a former ghetto school in the early 2000s that somehow turned into the highest perforning in SD, thanks to the crackdown of gangs like the Asian Crips and the gentrification of the place from the high income housing projects in east mira mesa
Mira Mesa High School no longer the ghetto, SRHS the new ghetto school in North County

Mesa Ridge High School 

A high school that is located in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Most of the people who go here are chads and they think they're cool because they smoke pot or go to parties. Most of the female population are either slutty or ugly, mainly both. and the male population of the school is just chads who think it's okay to be disrespectful to females. There is only 10% of the school who is actually okay to hangout with but most of them think they're drug addicts or just weird. If you ever have to go to this school convince your parents to home school you.
You: "aye, you go to that party Saturday."
Person: "I got so drunk off Bernetts, and fucked two girls from Mesa Ridge High School."

Chad: "Hey, Tank-top Tuesday, every dude at Mesa Ridge should wear it!"
You: "You're a fucking chad!"

Person 1: "____ is such a slut."
Person 2: "Almost everyone is a slut at Mesa Ridge."