Merrimack Valley 

A valley in the Greater Boston area northwest of the city. Made up mostly of decrepit former industrial cities like Lowell,Lawrence and Haverhill in which the first two are extremely dangerous. The rest of "The Valley" is made up of lower middle class towns like Billerica and Tewksbury where kids talk wicked obnoxious and fight for no reason. The entire population of the area is made up of people originally from Dorchester, Southie or Somerville and everyone does heroin. You have to feel bad for people who live there because there stuck in such a shithole area. The Merrimack Valley

Where ya from? Im from Lowell up in the valley cocksuckah, go fuck ya mothah.

Kid from the Merrimack Valley

Merrimack Valley by Mill City December 21, 2008

Merrimack Valley High School 

An inbred breeding ground.

Husband: "Hmm, A home in south-central New Hampshire would be nice!"
Wife: "Yes, but what school would our children attend?"
Husband: "If we get that nice place in Salisbury, Merrimack Valley High School."
Wife: -looks up school review-
Wife: FUCK THAT they're all cousins!

Merrimack Valley High School by tremblay-is-a-butt-pirate November 19, 2011

Merrimack valley middle school 

A place where special people turn into in breading cowboys/girls. They have no self respect they just act like nothing ever happened and there parents are not cousins

Girl:hey u no those mvms kids are all related
Girl 2:really!?! That weird

Girl: that's just Merrimack valley middle school I guess

Merrimack valley middle school by Mvms... Nope....:) February 20, 2023