Boy 1: yo this guy's is bugging he always talking shut
Boy 2: fight that nigga b
Boy 1: nah I only fight for merks I ain't tryna hurt nobody
Boy 2: fight that nigga b
Boy 1: nah I only fight for merks I ain't tryna hurt nobody
by Crihs notems November 29, 2016
Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.
by Josh Heupel April 12, 2025
very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
by derkyyymerkyyy June 15, 2023
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by aamujolloinmerk March 07, 2025
Merking off is essentially the fusion of mewing, and jerking off, typically done by late stage gooners who are still looking for a way to turn getting caught edging into a sigmatical grindset moment. Though usually this still wont change the fact you just caught them edging to gay porn before the suns even risen yet, which there now using as a flex upon you.
Edward: do you know that guy in the dorm next-door? i caught him edging in the bathroom once and all he did was start merking off
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
Dennis: lmao but i would do the same thing if i were him
by relerquney February 17, 2024
by Richardranklin October 03, 2017