Menskavitch Share definition Flag A total goon lard. Plays video games all day and wears over-sized Met's jerseys. Usually has a brother named Noah. That Menskavitch is wack. Fuck you, Menskavitch! You're a Menskavitch, you have such a small penis. Menskavitch by gghfgds January 24, 2009 Get the Menskavitch mug.