Mensa Stewie
The ultimate insult for the worst of humanity. When “asshole” or “fucktard” or “ultimate loser” or any other such description is completely insufficient. For this situation, Mensa Stewie is a special term that combines the stereotype of the asshole Mensan (a belittling self-aggrandizing humorless dullard douchebag who is about 1/1000 as smart as he/she pretends) with cartoon legend Stewie (a precocious sociopathic sort who feigns adulthood but has the emotional maturity, judgment, and communication skills of a developmentally challenged toddler).
Normal person: Did you hear that a porn star has been nominated for a Nobel Piece Prize?
Mensa Stewie: Source? That’s false. No porn star will ever be nominated.
Normal person: Look. It’s Mensa Stewie. Casting agnorant dullness from the helm of the douche canoe.
Mensa Stewie: That proves you have no source.
Normal person: Go away—you’re always unwelcome. Quit lashing out in anger because you are far too small to self-fellate and your Mom made the mistake of not swallowing.
Mensa Stewie: Source? That’s false. No porn star will ever be nominated.
Normal person: Look. It’s Mensa Stewie. Casting agnorant dullness from the helm of the douche canoe.
Mensa Stewie: That proves you have no source.
Normal person: Go away—you’re always unwelcome. Quit lashing out in anger because you are far too small to self-fellate and your Mom made the mistake of not swallowing.
Mensa Stewie by Bigdogs123 March 4, 2024
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