A scarily small town in Morris County,
New Jersey... You know you live in Mendham if.......
- you refill your
white styrofoam cup just to show people you've been to Wicker
-you've probably spotted Chris Christie at the local pub
-the high
school sports are absolutely awful and lack any type of spirit
-despite sharing a high
school, mendhamites find themselves superior to "chestericans"
-you are republican and you are proud. It probably says #buildthewall in your instagram bio
-half the people in this town go to swanky private schools
-Mendham moms are spotted at the local grocery store and look away when they see you
- it's difficult to spot someone who isn't white
-you probably go to Florida in the winter, and LBI in the summer.
- you know at least 1 girl who is committed as a sophomore for lacrosse
-you think Morristown is a "
ghetto"
-you own a juul, probably bought from Golds in the so-called "
ghetto"
-you know at least five people going to UC Boulder, UVM, or Elon
- Some people have lived here all their lives, but the majority just want to "get the hell out"
-you hate Central High
School. With a passion. You've probably called one a "farm hick" before