micro men

A man who exibits none of the traditional male attributes like courage, valour, stamina, etc

I am surrounded by micro men.

by BenRittenhouse March 19, 2016

crispy men

A man just out the fryer, so yummy, so young, so… good…

Girl 1: woah! Look at those men!
Girl 2: yeah, I wonder what their names are.
Girl 3: crispy men. They are just like McDonald’s fries.
Girl 2:fat bitch.

by Gooeybeans July 6, 2023

Men’s golf team

A group of high school boys who are known for their daddy’s money, a microscopic penis, and lack of testosterone.

“Hey, Jason! Are you apart of the men’s golf team?”

“Hell nah, miss me with that pussy shit.”

by Coffee coffin January 20, 2020

ahh scary men

hands down worst team on this god forsaken earth

please fold

botzy you play for ahh scary men pipe down

by bigboydimo November 7, 2021