Meluaism 

Meluaism is the gentle belief in a smooth, tender, sweet, pleasantly mild, rich but slightly forgetful manner of conducting your life, completely free from harshness and bitterness.

A belief, almost but not quite semi-religious, emanating from a fusion of the words mellow, mellifluous and Melua

I converted to Meluaism after my peaceful trip to Beijing on nine million bicycles.

Meluaism by TheMarquis January 6, 2008