The only word you can use to describe the emotion you feel when someone you love pours their heart out to you and tells you how rad you are.
I'm so melty, Marisa, you are my favourite.
by thesweetestchill November 6, 2010
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A wet excretion accompanying flatulence. Often is not realized until it is too late.





A wet fart. Poopy underwear after a fart= melty
"Dude, I just did a melty"
by The Melty Master August 2, 2008
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A fighting game made for Japanese audiences, currently this is also one of it's most popular ones. Based on the eroge/hentai game (depending on the version), Tsukihime , this fighter made by French Bread (and Type-Moon itself for ReAct and after) has a fighting system similar to a simiplified Guilty Gear but with a tighter gap for air combos and the shield being a parry/super counter.

While the main story is that Shiki Tohno, the lead role of Tsukihime and original sayer of "a cat is fine too" , must help the heroine Sion from turning into a vampire, this is unknown to most who haven't played it outside of the arcade since the story is replaced by a typical "powerful being gets bored" follow-up.

"This is Melty Blood, one of the examples that anime/doujin games do not have to suck."
by Mr.Simmons October 13, 2006
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When someone takes a crap on a campfire so that the turd rests on a piece of wood and slowly roasts, stinking up the entire campsite. A slowly burning/melting turd.
"I burnt my ass hairs off making that Melty Log over at the girls campsite!"
"Dude, it was so worth it though. I can hear them screaming"
by Mahalollama September 13, 2009
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A custom made Bacon Cheeseburger using Grilled Cheese Sandwiches instead of hamburger buns. An ultimate delicacy.
We were hanging out about to watch UFC, so we fired up the grill and griddle to make Fatt Meltys for everyone.
by FreedomCostsABuckOFive July 19, 2010
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For the men: Do not even speak his name or he will rise from the shadow dimension to do his work on your terrified pants.

He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet.

He kills a man's erection.

First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."
Patrick: I don't need any more theories about the melty m--

Jeff: Or he will come.

Steve: And you won't

Patrick: For god's sake, there's no such thing as the melty man!

Jeff and Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Mrs. Davenport February 6, 2004
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