The act of a woman putting melted cheese into her vajin by putting a cheese wheel between each vaginal lip(properly known as each "labium") and then giving oral till it is melted. Once melted, during the orgasm the cum shot that follows will exert pressure on the cheese blocking the canal causing a cheesy cum shot, serving a mean fondue for the other participant.

This move was originated in ancient egypt while the pyramids were being built, it is still in use and it is still used today and has been slightly modernized to keep it up with the times.
At the 5 o'clock, Claudia J. Sfinkt had almost put out Winston's eye with her cheese melt.
by The Claude February 24, 2009
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noun- The cheese melt is a refined art of shaming, a cheese melt is constituted by removing ones pants and undergarments, layering thinly sliced cheese pieces along their ass crack, and using some method of heat (a lighter is recommended) to melt the cheese along their ass crack. Please note all rules and regulations regarding shaming apply to the cheese melt with the exception that the person recieving a cheese melt must be the first person to pass out.
The next time Arjun pass's out I am going to give him a chees melt.
by Bodelle April 20, 2005
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Referring to a person who constantly and sometimes unintentionally just annoys the fuck out of the people they are around. Implies that they melt your head.
Joe: ah no, look who just arrived!
Mitch: Shit, that lad is such a Ham and Cheese Melt!
by tackleroneill March 21, 2011
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When you are not doing anything but waiting for friends to join you.
I was melting my cheese in the living room hoping Jade would not be late.
by BlueGarnet January 3, 2020
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An expression used when something is good in a satisfying way. Similar to 'cool beans' but more commonly used within a sentence as opposed to as being an individual phrase.
The game last night almost made me cry it was so good. The melted cheese of all games!

Have you seen that guy's shirt?
Melted cheese.
by DoppioCioccolato May 10, 2023
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A sandwich made in the microwave with 3 pieces of white american cheese on sliced bread, cooked for 32 seconds.. invented by Lori and Marci in the early 1980's
Lori made her best friend Marci a cheese melted for lunch.
by belladeefy May 8, 2020
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The white trash saying used by stupid dumb people who think they know what Mexican food is and they should burnt at the cross
I am going to make a cheese melt instead of a quesadilla
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