melon head

a fucking dumbass that doesn't know jackshit and acts like he is the boss

UR A FAKIN MELON HEAD YE CUNT

by Melon Head Cock Suckin idiot December 14, 2016

Melon Head

a person with a large oversize head "GEORDIEMELON"

Biff has a pure massive Melon Head

by DX Selbinator June 29, 2010

melon head

A large headed creature thats runs around Wisner road in Kirtland screaming.

Holy shit that was a melon head.

by the prophet June 7, 2004

melon head

Suffering from a hangover. "Melon headed" is a variant.

I drank booze in excess last night and woke up this morning with a melon head.

by Texas Wordsmith October 20, 2013

Melon Head

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.

Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.

by Molech March 30, 2013

melon head

a person with a head shaped oddly like a melon

melon u fukin ugly cunt ur head looks like a fukin melon u melon headed fukin disgrace

by fatman kristian January 5, 2005

melon head

somebody who listens to and is a huge fan of the awesome band blind melon!!!!

grateful dead fans = dead heads
blind melon fans = melon heads
:)

by reggaemuffin March 11, 2007