When you're in a paranoid reliationship, people you think your partner is going to leave you for are not meerkats. So, meerkats are people who don't pose a threat, who aren't going to steal your beloved.
by suspicious_fish October 13, 2004
Meerkat toe is the part of particularly large woman’s gunt where the flab folds join to the belly button
by Alantitmangle April 13, 2020
Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.
I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.
by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009
Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.
"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".
by Ceaser69 July 19, 2012
by Anniethenanny August 2, 2017
Draw a smiley face on your penis* and titty fuck your mate. The face will pop out at her like an alert meerkat emerging from its burrow. Repeat until the meerkat vomits on her face, then force her to say, "Thank you... Thank you very much."
*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis
Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS
*Most effective with an uncircumcised penis
Side note: Elvis' birthplace is Tupelo, MS
So I was giving Mary a Tupelo Meerkat last night and she yelled at me for eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich at the same time.
by McCargo January 16, 2009
When participating in Al Fresco sex -preferably in a meadow - and the girl is on top, she pauses - sits up straight and looks around sharply to check for any pervy dog walkers/ramblers/cyclists/hot air balloonists in the manner of a meerkat checking for danger.
Basil and Sybil were getting some afternoon delight in the meadow, Sybil climbed aboard and got down to it - then suddenly sat bolt upright in the Dirty Meerkat position when she heard a rustle in the hedgerow....
by basilthedog April 25, 2010