A fat, uneducated, poorly groomed piece of shit that creeps around your organization looking for a free buzz. Usually a little quiet at first but unable to shut the fuck up once the conversation begins although he clearly overstepped the line. Usually with his emo buddies that wear female pants and keep their hair long so they can all sit around and braid it before they tuck each other in at night.
Guy: Who is that fat ass over there with the girl
Guy 2: oh thats Meatloaf and his emo roomate.... hopefully they wont be here much longer.
by DjpcX December 29, 2010
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An infant of such a young age (less than 6 months). Generally the baby is wrapped warmly and held. This gives the baby the appearance of a meatloaf.
Krista saw Cayte holding her meatloaf at the mall.
by HawieDied? September 01, 2009
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A very flabby dick.
Girl 1: Oh my god, I found out last night that my boyfriend has a chode!
Girl 2: Yeah, well I didn't 'want to tell anybody, but I recently discovered that my boyfriend has meatloaf! Should I break up with him?
Girl 1: Ew, I totally would...
by Jensen.Alika February 12, 2009
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meatloaf a softcore gay pornstar named Joe. He has a xxx edition dvd of the fat britsh signer meatloaf. Joe aka meatloaf starred in these movies, "Burnt meat", Stale meat, and more loaf for the meat". He is a very gay man who loves "Protein shakes" freshly squuezed from dr.faggins(his bro).
dammnnn isnt that meatloaf the softcore pornstar.
by i dunni April 04, 2005
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the incredible, edible indie rock god known as anthony!
meatloaf served up some hot pre-release indie the other day. god praise his good name and bless him with the fruit of one thousand virgins
by meatloaf July 27, 2004
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when u shit in a dead person's mouth and have sex with it
Harry Potter meat loafed the shit out of somebody's dead grandma that he dug up
by coach wintercock September 19, 2009
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