meat curtain 

A woman with a dark droopy labia.

See also Roastbeef

"Look at that nasty razor shaved meat curtain under there on that hoe"

meat curtain by Kertef Corobo January 16, 2003

Meat Curtain 

The curtain to the love canal, in other words the labia gaurdian of the vaginal opening.

I open the meat curtain, to see the treasurer inside it.

Meat Curtain by Joel Pinner OSU March 30, 2003

meat curtain 

an unusally large, long vaginal lip.

usually refered to women that have had children.

An old woman's vaginal lips.

see roast beef

Check out the meat curtains on that bitch!

meat curtain by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

Meat Curtain 

A Woman's Vagina.

'My god she had the meatiest meat curtain I ever did see.'

Meat Curtain by Roule Duke October 9, 2011

meat curtain 

Part of the vagina that resembles the Hanger Steak which is a thick strip of meat from the underside of the beef cow.

i'm not sure what tasted better tonight, the meat curtains or the hanger steaks.

meat curtain by melvin2255 July 14, 2009

meat curtain 

that special little opening between a woman's legs, also known as the vagina

"so did you hook up with that girl last night?"
"well, i didnt fuck her, but she let me play with her meat curtain"

meat curtain by bob texas state August 2, 2004

meat curtain 

The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.

1.My girl’s meat curtain can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!

2.I love rolling my wife’s meat curtain around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their meat curtain stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa

meat curtain by smartyass March 24, 2010