Meat Curtain

The curtain to the love canal, in other words the labia gaurdian of the vaginal opening.

I open the meat curtain, to see the treasurer inside it.

by Joel Pinner OSU March 31, 2003

Meat Curtain

A Woman's Vagina.

'My god she had the meatiest meat curtain I ever did see.'

by Roule Duke October 09, 2011

Meat Curtain

Alyson Peck's private area.

Alyson Peck has some ginormous meat curtains.

by Greg Peck April 14, 2005

Meat Curtain

Fat or loose flab hidden beneath clothes that drop like a curtain when the clothes are taken off.

She took off her clothes and down dropped meat curtains.

She has another 100 lbs in hidden meat curtains.

by BFD007 January 23, 2010

meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.

Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.

by Snu November 07, 2003

Meat Curtains

The long beautiful pussy lips some lucky girls possess. Lips that hang at least 1-1/2".

I shucked those panties to find the most delicious set of meat curtains I've ever opened.

by Scottokelley January 14, 2017

meat curtains

long flappy labia lips

bitch wrap your meat curtains around my dick

by moe March 23, 2004