meadow muffin

(n.) feces deposited onto the ground by bovine animals. Also known as "cow flop". In a dried state, meadow muffins become "cow chips" which can be used as fuel or in throwing contests.

"I was hunting quail but slipped on a meadow muffin, causing my shotgun to discharge."

by Marcus April 14, 2006

meadow muffin

noun, refers generally to horse droppings, because they are about the same size and shape as a banana nut muffin.

Bubba and I played catch with some meadow muffins.

by Warlord_1911 September 24, 2013

meadow muffins

cattle dung

cow pie

When you cross the field, be careful you don't step in any meadow muffins.

by David Bassler April 14, 2006

medow muffin

To poop in a field. Or to poop in a medow, and a bathroom or on someone's door step is to make a medow muffin.

I just made a huge medow muffin

by Rex Smith November 8, 2007

medow muffin

a person(s) who take a shit out in a field

you and your friends are out walking somewhere and there's not a bathroom in site, one of them has to take a shit. Your friend then says damn guys i gotta crap. Then as he walks off you point and laugh and say "ha what a medow muffin"

by The Muffinator December 14, 2008

Medowmuffin

Medowmuffin-comes from the redneckius regions of the south of Kansas. Refers to the large mounds of dried dookie left by farm animals. Mainly of the bovine or equine type. Can be seen across flat plains that gives the illusion of muffin caps laying about. If enough of the muffins can be gathered they make a nice fire. To be used when there is no firewood available.

Look at the morning frost fresh on the medowmuffins first thing of the morning in my pasture.

by Medowmuffin March 28, 2009