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hey its me your scum bag dad 

a dad that kills people and trys to keep his kid innocet
hey its me your scum bag dad lets play prank wars

hey obey me! 

Cringe ass line, only degenerates say things relative to this. If you ever say this, please…find help. IMMEDIATELY!!!!! (before i give you backshots) (i will edge on your face.) im looking at you screenshotter.
Angel: “Hey obey Me!”
Woman: “No, I don’t have to obey you.”
Angel: *shoves it deeper* “DO AS I SAY!”
Woman: “Leave me alone you black nigger monkey yo shit is so small if you put it in my pussy, i’ll still have air rushing in. 🍆🍆🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾”
hey obey me! by DoinkMyDilly3000 January 11, 2024

hey its me your dry skin 

with cerave you can get the ceramides that your body needs
hey its me your dry skin, nigga

Hey there, demons! It's me, ya boi. 

A phrase used by Shane from the popular Buzzfeed series, BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL when he, along with Ryan was investigating Bobby Mackey's Music World, a rumored "portal to hell."
*ENTERS A HAUNTED HOUSE*
Person: Hey there, demons! It's me, ya boi.
Demon: Ight imma head out

hey, catch me later i’ll buy you a beer 

A common phrase spoken by security guards at the end of every conversation.
Hey, catch me later I’ll buy you a beer!

Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.
'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.