McKean's Law

Formulated by lexicographer Erin McKean, McKean's law states, "Any correction of the speech or writing of others will contain at least one grammatical, spelling, or typographical error."

Darren: You're grammer is so bad.
Tom: It looks like you've become a victim of the affects of McKean's Law.

McKean's Law by Fungibles August 20, 2011

McKenna's Law 

The intentional invocation of Godwin's law in order to bring a conversation to a close.

Person 1: Well, on the other hand... "Hitler"!
Person 2: Hah! Mckenna's Law - I see what you did there...

McKenna's Law by symsymsym October 3, 2018

mckenna susan brosz 

She is a beautiful amazing and sweet person. She is very strong on the inside but if you get her talking she breaks down and will tell you about her life. McKenna Susan Brosz is a blessing to this world and if you ever find her you’re extremely lucky so keep her held close to your heart and never let her go

McKenna Susan Brosz is gorgeous.

mckenna susan brosz by Truthteller1901 December 12, 2019

McKenna Shuffle 

The McKenna Shuffle is a rare move but exhibits the epitome of shading and/or bitching out from a social drinking scene. In actuality, the McKenna Shuffle involves one "just not feeling it" anymore, either because he or she is a pussy and/or a member of the fake drinking club. In rare instances, there have been examples of one vomiting on their own shirt before performing the McKenna Shuffle. Similar to the stealthness involved in the puma crawl, the McKenna Shuffle involves one taking a quick look around the see if he or she is being noticed by anyone, which is usually unnecessary because the caliber of person performing the McKenna Shuffle would usually not have anyone noticing them anyway. After taking a quick glance, the shuffler proceeds to sneak out of the scene, without saying a word to anyone and hoping to go completely unnoticed. The act of the McKenna Shuffle is usually identified by his or her peers first thing in the morning. Although it's official name is the McKenna Shuffle, this unique move also can be known as the McKenna Mosey, the Chick Chase, the Derr Dip, or simply the Houdini.

Ex: 1

Noble: "Alright I'm heading back guys, see you later."

McKenna Shuffler: "....." (not saying anything while sneaking out behind Noble)

Ex. 2

Mike: "Has anyone seen McKenna?"

Everyone: Looks around, shrugs their shoulders, then figures he must have done the McKenna Shuffle and bounced without saying anything to anyone.

McKenna Shuffle by blueballz06 October 20, 2008

mckenna spenner 

A girl that you’ll never want to leave. She is so hot, sweet and very lovable she is my everything she means more than the world to me she is the best girl in the the whole world

Mckenna spenner hot and sweet

mckenna spenner by Hi 😝 January 9, 2018

McKenna Stone 

McKenna is a very loyal person and would do anything for anyone. She can always make someone laugh and put them in a good mood while talking to her. She can also seem mean when you first look at her but when you get to know her she will always have your back. She is also a walking model. She has beautiful red hair blue eyes, and a pretty smile. Find a friend like McKenna. You wont regret it

McKenna Stone is an amamzing friend

McKenna Stone by goldhairdontcare July 30, 2019

makena siebert

coolest chick on the block, fattest ass you’ll ever see. medicated, has a rare disease, cant drive bc of seizure, hates mustard.

“wow, you see that makena siebert ass?”
“Ya man, her vlogs are dope as hell too”

makena siebert by babybigmak November 22, 2021