McHypocrite 

mick-hip-o-crit adj. - Someone who eats an asston of Mcdonald's and says that its pretty bad for you at the same time. Probably while still chewing.

"I just watched Supersize Me, that documentary, and Oh my word, that stuff is soooo bad for you I can't believe it!"
"What'd you have for lunch?"
"Double quarter pounder with cheese, large shake and large fries....oh my word it was good, do you want some of my fries? Are you sure?"
"Wow you're a McHypocrite"

McHypocrite by chocolatecrack March 4, 2008

Fish 'n' Chypocrite 

A pescatarian aka A simpering faux vegetarian who blubs 'meat is murder' whilst chewing the face off a trout.

Penkwith: "Oh, I don't eat meat... I'm a vegetarian."

Blooto: "What's with the haddock?"

Penkwith: "Oh, I'm a vegetarian that eats fish"

Blooto: "Fish 'n' Chypocrite more like..."

Fish 'n' Chypocrite by Mof Gimmers March 17, 2010