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Oliver McCracken Middle School 

The worst smelling school in the world. All the kids who attend the school are crackheads, also known as McCrackheads, according to everyone else. If you go there, this will probably be the worst school you've ever attended.
"What school do you go to"?
"Oliver McCracken Middle School"
"Fuck you McCrackhead"
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McCracken Junior High school 

A school is Spartanburg that is the Only place in SC where Preps and Gangsters can come together peacefully sometimes. The Best friday night football games and class of 2014 in the WORLD!!
Dude did you go to the game the other night? Yeahh it was Beast and the McCracken Junior High School class of 2014 was there. Best. Night. Ever.

scott mccracken 

a young man who you will ususally find living out west in Canada. They are crazy mother fuckers who tend to pick bar fights when they're half in the bag.
holy fuck did you see scott mccracken stab that guy in the jaw?
scott mccracken by secret person! September 14, 2008

McChicken sauce 

The sweet and delectable taste of manliness on your fries. The feeling of your arteries clogging is common.
McDonalds eater: Can I get extra McChicken sauce with that?
McDonalds employee: That will cost you 25 cents extra.
McDonalds eater: Bitch!

McChicken Sauce 

A sweet condiment locally sauced from the back of every McDonald's, harvested from the Male Employees semen with a splash of mayo to create the sweat addicting sauce.
McDonalds employee: Sorry we're out of McChicken sauce, we only have girls on tonight!
McDonalds eater: Its just Mayo, how do you run out of Mayo?
McDonalds employee: Chefs secret!
McChicken Sauce by Ronald_McDickter September 11, 2023

Ben Dover and Phil McCracken

a gay joke. sounds like (BEND OVER AND FILL MY CRACK IN)

bert mccracken 

basically, a chain smoking dirty rock boy. He's amazingly poetic and has an incredible voice. hes altogether some seriously talented hot shit.
he pukes onstage alot, and even that is hot