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Paul McCartney’s moan 

Ha if you thought John Lennon’s moan was hot think again… all who’s heard of McCartneys moan will get a boner so huge they will not only ascend to the next level of intelligence but in fact become a all powerful monotheistic supreme being who will not only rule the world but In fact the universe itself. No one can handle a power quite like this. Unless you are capable for the ascension. Who knows. The risk is worth it.
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McCarthy’s Victory 

McCarthy’s Victory — the modern equivalent of a Pyrrhic Victory wherein one wins a single battle in such a devastating way that it causes the war to be lost. This term is an example of historical displacement.

The original term “Pyrrhic victory” was coined by Plutarch to commemorate the disastrous victory of King Pyrrhus of Epirus over the Romans in 279 BCE. Casting what must be thought of as the original “shade”, Plutarch spoke the following words in his writings through the mouth of Pome’s opponent:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam

Meaning: Another victory like this and I will lose this war.

Historical displacement is a phenomena that occurs when a major fuck-up — or victory — is surpassed in a more recent time.

The term “Pyrrhic victory” first appeared in the English language somewhere between 1880 and 1885. As a neologism it has stood unchallenged — somewhat based on the idea that no one could ever fuck up as badly as King Pyrrhus of Epirus.

History was wrong.

Or, to put Plutarch’s words into Kevin McCarthy’s mouth:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam.

To which I add:

Adfers quod volebas, tigris; Quomodo gustat?

Which means: You got what you wanted, tiger; How does it taste?
Teacher to the honor’s history class of Barack Obama Highschool in the year 2097:

“The term McCarthy’s Victory replaced the more classical term

Pyrrhic Victory as a neologism on January 6th 2023 — ironically on the 1st annual anniversary of the insurrectionist attack on our then Capitol, Washington D.C. This is an example of what is known as historical displacement — or to use a more colloquial term from that era “throwing shade”,

The McCarty Swipe 

When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your ass.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I just pulled The McCarty Swipe instead.
The McCarty Swipe by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009

mccarty swipe

When you jump in the shower without wiping sh*t from your a$$.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I jumped in the shower and gave myself a McCarty swipe.
mccarty swipe by Qwerto25 June 26, 2016

McCarthy Syndrome

craziness, having unexplained spaz-like movements, extensive and sudden hyperness, spurts of deliberate public embarrassment of those around said person
We gave Caroline some coffee and all of a sudden she was diagnosed with "McCarthy Syndrome"

McCarthy Standard Time 

The time difference from your chosen time zone (BST, EST, ECT. etc) to the one being used by a terrible time keeper. Usually meaning they will vastly underestimate the time they need to complete a task or overestimate how fast they can travel somewhere, making them the constant reason for delays in planning and execution of group activities.
Cal: I’ll be home in 10 minutes and load up a playlist as soon as i get online. So… gimme 20 minutes and we’re set.

Dan: Is that GMT or McCarthy Standard Time?

Jack: See you in an hour Cal. 🙄
McCarthy Standard Time by x427 January 9, 2023

Paul McCartney 

Paul McCartney is probably one of the greatest legends of music of all time. He was (obviously) the bass player, pianist, and occasional singer for the beatles and the leading man of the Wings. He was referred to as "the cute Beatle" because of his amazingly good looks. Even though he is around 72 years old now, He still manages to pull off one of the greatest performances I have ever seen a musician play.
Person 1: Lets go to a Paul McCartney in concert!
Person 2: Totally!! He is my inspiration!!
Paul McCartney by SALERMI Man March 12, 2015